A COLLECTION OF GOOD WORDS
搞笑
Funny
Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.
文明对我来说有太多的规则，所以我尽我最大的努力重写它们。
Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.
有些人在睡梦中说话。当别人睡觉时，老师们却在讲话。
They say Rome wasn't built in a day, but I wasn't on that particular job.
他们说罗马不是一天建成的，但我不是做那个特别的工作的。
If you count sheep before you go to sleep, are you barrrrr'd from dreams?
如果你在睡觉前数羊，你会做梦吗?
But I know somebody who has a bedside urinal. How do I compete with that?
但我知道有人在床边有个小便池。我如何与之竞争?
There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
没有一种劳动是不体面的;如果他们做对了。
There is one word I can’t stand and it’s ASAP and that’s not even a word.
有一个词是我无法忍受的，那就是尽快，但那甚至不是一个词。
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
我喜欢长距离散步，尤其是那些让我讨厌的人散步的时候。
Each age has deemed the new-born year. The fittest time for festal cheer.
每个年龄层都认为是新生的一年。节日庆祝的最佳时机。
There are three periods in life: youth, middle age and how well you look.
人生有三个阶段:青春、中年和你的气色。
Funny, how moms can tell you what to do no matter how old or big you are.
有趣的是，不管你多大、多大，妈妈都能告诉你该做什么。
I’m drinking your reply. Maybe isn’t too hot or cold, so I’m chugging it.
我接受你的回答。也许不太热也不太冷，所以我一直在喝。
KEEP EXPLORING
沿着这个主题，再读几句。
Youth is not measured by the age of a person, but by the curiosity a person keeps.
青春不是由一个人的年龄来衡量的，而是由一个人保持的好奇心来衡量的。
Learning is the indispensable investment required for success in the 'information age' we are entering.
在我们即将进入的“信息时代”，学习是成功必不可少的投资。
Imagine staying awake all night not because you're worried about the future but because it's fun.
想象一下，整夜不睡不是因为你担心未来，而是因为它很有趣。
The longer and more carefully we look at a funny story, the sadder it becomes.
我们对一个有趣的故事看得越长越仔细，它就变得越悲伤。
Life is only a dream and we are the imagination of ourselves.
生活只是一场梦，我们是自己的想象。
Let us never know what old age is. Let us know the happiness time brings, not count the years.
让我们永远不知道什么是老年。让我们知道时间带来的快乐，而不是数着岁月。