A COLLECTION OF GOOD WORDS
搞笑
Funny
Great moments in science: Einstein discovers that time is actually money.
科学中的伟大时刻:爱因斯坦发现时间就是金钱。
I'm not the most loathsome man in the world. I've dropped to number nine.
我不是世界上最讨厌的人。我跌到了第九名。
The enemy of society is middle class and the enemy of life is middle age.
社会的敌人是中产阶级，生活的敌人是中年。
I'm a mac and cheese freak. Homemade or from the blue box, I'm not picky!
我是个吃通心粉和奶酪的怪胎。自制的还是蓝盒子做的，我不挑剔!
I bought some instant water one time but I didn't know what to add to it.
有一次我买了一些速溶水，但我不知道该往里面加什么。
That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.
这就是幽默的可取之处，如果你失败了，没有人会嘲笑你。
Even on the most serious ballads, I'll throw in a tongue-in-cheek remark.
即使是最严肃的歌谣，我也要插一句半开玩笑的话。
The crowd laughs with you always but it will cry with you for only a day.
人们总是和你一起欢笑，但他们只会和你一起哭泣一天。
We'll do a crazy video of a great song that people can actually dance to.
我们要做一个疯狂的视频，里面有一首很棒的歌曲，人们可以跟着它跳舞。
Skateboarding is training, but I don't think of it as training. It's fun.
滑板是一种训练，但我不认为它是训练。这很有趣。
I would make people who bullied me laugh, so that's my defense mechanism.
我会让那些欺负我的人笑，这就是我的防御机制。
Nothing like having a warrant for your execution to get a girl motivated.
没有什么比有执行令更能激发女孩的兴趣了。
KEEP EXPLORING
沿着这个主题，再读几句。
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
当我们回忆过去的时候，我们通常会发现，那些最简单的事情，而不是那些伟大的时刻，在我们回想的时候，会给我们带来最大的快乐。
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
朋友不会因为你胖而节食。
Life is only a dream and we are the imagination of ourselves.
生活只是一场梦，我们是自己的想象。
What could be more beautiful than a dear old lady growing wise with age? Every age can be enchanting, provided you live within it.
有什么能比一位随着年龄增长而变得聪明的亲爱的老太太更美丽呢?只要你活在其中，每个时代都是迷人的。
When our memories outweigh our dreams, we have grown old.
当我们的记忆超过了我们的梦想，我们就变老了。
Learning is the indispensable investment required for success in the 'information age' we are entering.
在我们即将进入的“信息时代”，学习是成功必不可少的投资。