A COLLECTION OF GOOD WORDS
搞笑
Funny
I don't need to worry about identity theft because no one wants to be me.
我不需要担心身份被盗，因为没有人想成为我。
There’s not a person alive who is ugly. Now dead people, they disgust me.
没有一个活着的人是丑陋的。现在死人让我恶心。
What a strange world this would be if we all had the same sense of humor.
如果我们都有同样的幽默感，这将是一个多么奇怪的世界。
I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.
我羡慕那些喝酒的人——至少他们知道该把一切都归咎于什么。
There’s not a lot of food on the moon. Not unless you’re into cannibalism.
月球上没有很多食物。除非你喜欢吃人。
If you go long enough without a bath, even the fleas will leave you alone.
如果你长时间不洗澡，甚至跳蚤也会离你而去。
Life is funny and it is interesting how we make it as serious as possible.
生活是有趣的，有趣的是我们如何使它尽可能的严肃。
The rule is perfect: in all matters of opinion our adversaries are insane.
规则是完美的:在所有意见上，我们的对手都是疯子。
I had an idea of what I thought was funny. It's kind of based on how I am.
我有一个想法，我认为什么是有趣的。这是基于我的本性。
Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold.
到目前为止，威士忌是所有治不了感冒的药物中最受欢迎的一种。
I want to be happy and sad at the same time. Yeah, I know it sounds sappy.
我想同时快乐和悲伤。是的，我知道这听起来很傻。
Young people don't know what age is, and old people forget what youth was.
年轻人不知道什么是年龄，老年人忘记了什么是青春。
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When our memories outweigh our dreams, we have grown old.
当我们的记忆超过了我们的梦想，我们就变老了。
The longer and more carefully we look at a funny story, the sadder it becomes.
我们对一个有趣的故事看得越长越仔细，它就变得越悲伤。
Let us never know what old age is. Let us know the happiness time brings, not count the years.
让我们永远不知道什么是老年。让我们知道时间带来的快乐，而不是数着岁月。
Imagine staying awake all night not because you're worried about the future but because it's fun.
想象一下，整夜不睡不是因为你担心未来，而是因为它很有趣。
A true friend will dance with you in the middle of the streets to no music and think it's completely normal.
一个真正的朋友会在没有音乐的情况下和你在大街上跳舞，并认为这是完全正常的。
Life is only a dream and we are the imagination of ourselves.
生活只是一场梦，我们是自己的想象。