A COLLECTION OF GOOD WORDS
搞笑
Funny
We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist.
在大多数情况下，无论是看牙医还是去看牙医，我们都有笑的热情。
The recipe for great art has always been misery and a good bowel movement.
伟大艺术的秘诀总是痛苦和良好的排便。
It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse.
如果你觉得自己骑在马上很滑稽，就很难率领骑兵冲锋陷阵。
The greatest problem about old age is the fear that it may go on too long.
关于老年最大的问题是害怕它会持续太久。
A cat, I am told, has nine lives. If that is true, I know how a cat feels.
我听说猫有九条命。如果这是真的，我知道猫的感受。
I don't sing in the shower at all, and I don't sing in the shower, either.
我根本不在洗澡的时候唱歌，我也不在洗澡的时候唱歌。
Our age knows nothing but reaction, and leaps from one extreme to another.
我们的年龄只知道反应，从一个极端跳到另一个极端。
It's so trendy, almost bleeding to death. All the cool girls are doing it.
这太时髦了，几乎要流血致死。所有的酷女孩都在这么做。
Leno, Conan. They are both really funny. They really know how to land one.
雷诺,柯南。他们都很有趣。他们真的知道如何着陆。
If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
如果多样性是生活的调味品，那么婚姻就是剩下的垃圾邮件的大罐子。
But if something funny happens, I can't resist. I have to tell the people.
但如果发生了有趣的事，我无法抗拒。我必须告诉人民。
The ruling ideas of each age have ever been the ideas of its ruling class.
各个时代的统治思想都曾是统治阶级的思想。
KEEP EXPLORING
沿着这个主题，再读几句。
Our scientific age demands that we provide definitions, measurements, and statistics in order to be taken seriously. Yet most of the important things in life cannot be precisely defined or measured. Can we define or measure love, beauty, friendship, or decency, for example?
我们的科学时代要求我们提供定义、测量和统计数据，以便被认真对待。然而，生活中大多数重要的事情都无法精确定义或衡量。例如，我们能定义或衡量爱、美、友谊或体面吗?
Especially with a comedy, you've got the clear cut goal of trying to make a scene funny. It's not like drama where you're trying to achieve some kind of emotion or trying to further the story along. You're trying to figure out what's the funniest way to do something.
尤其是在喜剧中，你的目标很明确，那就是让场景变得有趣。它不像戏剧，你试图获得某种情感或试图推动故事的发展。你在试图找出做某事最有趣的方式。
Let us never know what old age is. Let us know the happiness time brings, not count the years.
让我们永远不知道什么是老年。让我们知道时间带来的快乐，而不是数着岁月。
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
当我们回忆过去的时候，我们通常会发现，那些最简单的事情，而不是那些伟大的时刻，在我们回想的时候，会给我们带来最大的快乐。
When our memories outweigh our dreams, we have grown old.
当我们的记忆超过了我们的梦想，我们就变老了。
In life, all good things come hard, but wisdom is the hardest to come by.
生活中，所有美好的事物都来之不易，但智慧却是最难获得的。