A COLLECTION OF GOOD WORDS
搞笑
Funny
You know whatta you do when you shit ? Singing, it’s the same thing, only up!
你知道你拉屎的时候会做什么吗?唱歌，是一样的东西，只是向上!
Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink.
人生就像登上一艘即将出海沉没的船。
It was so cold today that I saw a dog chasing a cat, and the dog was walking.
今天太冷了，我看见一只狗在追一只猫，狗在散步。
I guess I like things that take time and attention. More worthwhile that way.
我想我喜欢需要时间和注意力的事情。这样更有价值。
Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.
任何女孩都可以魅力四射。你所要做的就是站着不动，看起来很傻。
Parents are not interested in justice, they're interested in peace and quiet.
父母对正义不感兴趣，他们对和平与安宁感兴趣。
A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
一个五岁的孩子就能明白这一点。派人去接一个五岁的孩子。
In many ways, not fitting in has been a comedic asset and a comedic resource.
在很多方面，不合群一直是喜剧资产和喜剧资源。
That was excellent! I mean, it didn't do anything, but it looked really cool!
那是太好了!我的意思是，它什么也没做，但它看起来真的很酷!
I like the English. They have the most rigid code of immorality in the world.
我喜欢英语。他们有世界上最严格的不道德准则。
It's funny; as I get older I'm reverting to my roots - I want to plant stuff.
这很有趣;随着年龄的增长，我又回到了我的根上——我想种些东西。
I can cry at the drop of the pin. But comedy is hard for me; it's the timing.
我一听到针掉下来就会哭。但是喜剧对我来说很难;的时机。
KEEP EXPLORING
沿着这个主题，再读几句。
A true friend will dance with you in the middle of the streets to no music and think it's completely normal.
一个真正的朋友会在没有音乐的情况下和你在大街上跳舞，并认为这是完全正常的。
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
朋友不会因为你胖而节食。
When our memories outweigh our dreams, we have grown old.
当我们的记忆超过了我们的梦想，我们就变老了。
Especially with a comedy, you've got the clear cut goal of trying to make a scene funny. It's not like drama where you're trying to achieve some kind of emotion or trying to further the story along. You're trying to figure out what's the funniest way to do something.
尤其是在喜剧中，你的目标很明确，那就是让场景变得有趣。它不像戏剧，你试图获得某种情感或试图推动故事的发展。你在试图找出做某事最有趣的方式。
Our scientific age demands that we provide definitions, measurements, and statistics in order to be taken seriously. Yet most of the important things in life cannot be precisely defined or measured. Can we define or measure love, beauty, friendship, or decency, for example?
我们的科学时代要求我们提供定义、测量和统计数据，以便被认真对待。然而，生活中大多数重要的事情都无法精确定义或衡量。例如，我们能定义或衡量爱、美、友谊或体面吗?
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
当我们回忆过去的时候，我们通常会发现，那些最简单的事情，而不是那些伟大的时刻，在我们回想的时候，会给我们带来最大的快乐。