A COLLECTION OF GOOD WORDS
搞笑
Funny
You're like a zombie; no matter how many brains you eat, you'll never have one.
你像个僵尸;不管你吃多少大脑，你永远也不会有一个。
I allow a lot of room for improvisation and funny stuff. I always feel planned.
我给即兴创作和有趣的东西留出了很大的空间。我总是觉得有计划。
Youth is the time of getting, middle age of improving, and old age of spending.
青春是获得的时候，中年是进步的时候，老年是消费的时候。
Money is seen as a great evil. But I've never seen a pile of cash stab someone.
金钱被视为一种巨大的罪恶。但我从来没见过一堆钱捅人。
Happy is the person who can laugh at himself. He will never cease to be amused.
能自嘲的人是幸福的。他永远不会停止被逗乐。
Sometimes I pretend to be normal. But it gets boring. So I go back to being me.
有时候我假装很正常。但这很无聊。所以我重新做回我自己。
My life has been filled with terrible misfortune; most of which never happened.
我的生活充满了可怕的不幸;其中大部分从未发生过。
That's great Bobby, but we don't have Dance Dance Revolution, so - you're dumb.
太好了，鲍比，但我们没有舞蹈革命，所以-你是个笨蛋。
The powder is mixed with water and tastes exactly like powder mixed with water.
粉末与水混合，尝起来就像粉末与水混合一样。
Don’t shave my head to make your wig of selfishness. Shave it because you care.
别把我的头剃光，让你的假发变成自私。刮胡子是因为你在乎。
It would be pretty funny to see a Beverly Hills white girl with mad rap skills.
看到一个比弗利山庄的白人女孩疯狂地说唱一定很有趣。
If there's anything a public servant hates to do it's something for the public.
如果有什么是公务员不喜欢做的，那就是为公众服务。
KEEP EXPLORING
沿着这个主题，再读几句。
A true friend will dance with you in the middle of the streets to no music and think it's completely normal.
一个真正的朋友会在没有音乐的情况下和你在大街上跳舞，并认为这是完全正常的。
Imagine staying awake all night not because you're worried about the future but because it's fun.
想象一下，整夜不睡不是因为你担心未来，而是因为它很有趣。
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
朋友不会因为你胖而节食。
What though youth gave love and roses, Age still leaves us friends and wine.
虽然青春给了我们爱情和玫瑰，但岁月给我们留下了朋友和美酒。
Our scientific age demands that we provide definitions, measurements, and statistics in order to be taken seriously. Yet most of the important things in life cannot be precisely defined or measured. Can we define or measure love, beauty, friendship, or decency, for example?
我们的科学时代要求我们提供定义、测量和统计数据，以便被认真对待。然而，生活中大多数重要的事情都无法精确定义或衡量。例如，我们能定义或衡量爱、美、友谊或体面吗?
In life, all good things come hard, but wisdom is the hardest to come by.
生活中，所有美好的事物都来之不易，但智慧却是最难获得的。