A COLLECTION OF GOOD WORDS
搞笑
Funny
I haven’t been feeling like myself lately. No, I’ve been feeling like my clone.
我最近感觉不像我自己。不，我一直觉得自己像我的克隆。
'Age' is the acceptance of a term of years. But maturity is the glory of years.
“年龄”是接受一个年份的说法。但成熟是岁月的荣耀。
Filth and old age, I'm sure you will agree, are powerful wardens upon chastity.
污秽和年老，我相信你会同意的，是贞操的强有力的看守。
That awkward moment when you have to get over someone who you never even dated.
当你不得不忘记一个你从未约会过的人的尴尬时刻。
We were so bad last year, the cheerleaders stayed home and phoned in the cheers.
去年我们表现很差，啦啦队长呆在家里打电话欢呼。
Mail your packages early so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas.
早点把你的包裹寄出去，这样邮局就能在圣诞节前及时把它们寄走。
Like the ocean I wave. Hello and goodbye are the same, when I talk with my hand.
我像大海一样起伏。当我用手说话时，“你好”和“再见”是一样的。
We want to be funny. We want to make people laugh... We'll do whatever it takes.
我们想变得有趣。我们想让人们笑……我们会不惜一切代价。
Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
周末不算，除非你把它们花在完全没有意义的事情上。
I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
我总是在正确的时间和地点。当然，我是自己开车去的。
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
父母的发明是为了让孩子快乐，给他们一些可以忽略的东西。
The news of any politician's death should be listed under "Public Improvements."
任何政客的死讯都应该列在“公共改善”一栏。
KEEP EXPLORING
沿着这个主题，再读几句。
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
当我们回忆过去的时候，我们通常会发现，那些最简单的事情，而不是那些伟大的时刻，在我们回想的时候，会给我们带来最大的快乐。
Life is only a dream and we are the imagination of ourselves.
生活只是一场梦，我们是自己的想象。
Age appears to be best in four things, - old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and old authors to read.
年龄似乎有四样东西是最好的:旧木头最好烧，陈酒最好喝，老朋友最好信任，老作家最好读。
Youth is not measured by the age of a person, but by the curiosity a person keeps.
青春不是由一个人的年龄来衡量的，而是由一个人保持的好奇心来衡量的。
Let us never know what old age is. Let us know the happiness time brings, not count the years.
让我们永远不知道什么是老年。让我们知道时间带来的快乐，而不是数着岁月。
In life, all good things come hard, but wisdom is the hardest to come by.
生活中，所有美好的事物都来之不易，但智慧却是最难获得的。