A COLLECTION OF GOOD WORDS
搞笑
Funny
People don't realize that I'm really funny and I'm an excellent bridge player.
人们没有意识到我真的很有趣，而且我桥牌打得很好。
Pressure is something you feel when you don't know what the hell you're doing.
压力是你不知道自己在做什么的时候感觉到的。
It's funny how most people love the dead, once you're dead your made for life.
有趣的是，大多数人都爱死人，一旦你死了，你的生命就结束了。
This is an age in which one cannot find common sense without a search warrant.
这是一个没有搜查令就找不到常识的时代。
I made a deal with sharks. I don't swim near them and they don't play cricket.
我和鲨鱼做了个交易。我不在他们附近游泳，他们也不打板球。
A major advantage of age is learning to accept people without passing judgment.
年龄的一个主要优势是学会不加评判地接受别人。
It's funny how making odd noises can get you into strange situations sometimes.
有时候发出奇怪的声音会让你陷入奇怪的境地，这很有趣。
I love playing a dad. It's hard to find family dramas that are genuinely funny.
我喜欢扮演一个父亲。很难找到真正有趣的家庭剧。
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
对智者说句话是不必要的——需要忠告的是愚蠢的人。
I'm not the smartest fellow in the world, but I can sure pick smart colleagues.
我不是世界上最聪明的人，但我肯定能找到聪明的同事。
It's enormously good fun. I love it. I really do. I have this sort of set face.
非常有趣。我爱它。我真的。我有这样一副板着面孔。
Everyone's a pacifist between wars. It's like being a vegetarian between meals.
战争期间人人都是和平主义者。就像在两餐之间吃素一样。
KEEP EXPLORING
沿着这个主题，再读几句。
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
当我们回忆过去的时候，我们通常会发现，那些最简单的事情，而不是那些伟大的时刻，在我们回想的时候，会给我们带来最大的快乐。
Let us never know what old age is. Let us know the happiness time brings, not count the years.
让我们永远不知道什么是老年。让我们知道时间带来的快乐，而不是数着岁月。
Youth is not measured by the age of a person, but by the curiosity a person keeps.
青春不是由一个人的年龄来衡量的，而是由一个人保持的好奇心来衡量的。
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
朋友不会因为你胖而节食。
Learning is the indispensable investment required for success in the 'information age' we are entering.
在我们即将进入的“信息时代”，学习是成功必不可少的投资。
Imagine staying awake all night not because you're worried about the future but because it's fun.
想象一下，整夜不睡不是因为你担心未来，而是因为它很有趣。