A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on.

婴儿是上帝认为世界应该继续存在的观点。

A bad father has never a good son.

坏父亲永远不会有好儿子。

A bad wife is a poor harvest for sixty years.

一个坏妻子是六十年的歉收。

A couple of flop plays, a death in the family, and it could all collapse.

几个失败的剧本，一个家庭的死亡，这一切都可能崩溃。

A crooked top on a crooked kettle.

歪壶上的歪盖。

A faithful wife does not marry again.

忠贞的妻子不会再婚。

A family is a place where principles are hammered and honed on the anvil of everyday living.

家庭是一个在日常生活的铁砧上反复锤炼原则的地方。

A family is a risky venture, because the greater the love, the greater the loss... That's the trade-off. But I'll take it all.

家庭是一种冒险，因为爱得越多，失去得就越多。这就是平衡。但我要全部买下。

A family is no place for privacy!

家庭是没有隐私的地方!

A family's photograph album is generally about the extended family and, often, is all that remains of it.

一个家庭的相册通常是关于大家庭的，而且往往是它的全部。

A father is a banker provided by nature.

父亲是天生的银行家。

A father is a man who expects his children to be as good as he meant to be.

父亲是这样一个人，他希望他的孩子像他想要的那样好。

A father may turn his back on his child, brothers and sisters may become inveterate enemies, husbands may desert their wives, wives their husbands. But a mother's love endures through all.

父亲可能背弃他的孩子，兄弟姐妹可能成为根深蒂固的敌人，丈夫可能抛弃妻子，妻子可能抛弃丈夫。惟有母亲的慈爱，能看透一切。

A few years ago, I decided I wanted to be home with my family.

几年前，我决定要和家人呆在一起。

A football could be swapped out for a brick, to make family reunion football games more fun. But I’m calling it right now: I get to be quarterback.

一个足球可以换成一块砖头，让家庭团聚的足球比赛更有趣。但我现在就决定:我要当四分卫。