I felt sorry for myself because I had no shoes - until I met a man who had no feet.

我为自己感到难过，因为我没有鞋穿——直到我遇见一个没有脚的人。

I felt sorry for myself because I had no shoes -- until I met a man who had no feet.

我为自己感到难过，因为我没有鞋穿——直到我遇见一个没有脚的人。

Ideas are something that usually comes like fireman- too late.

想法往往来得太迟，就像消防员一样。

If God lived on earth, people would break his windows.

如果上帝生活在地球上，人们会打破他的窗户。

If I knew God, I would be God.

如果我认识上帝，我就是上帝。

If charity cost nothing, the world would be full of philanthropists.

如果慈善不花一分钱，世界上就会到处都是慈善家。

If not for fear, sin would be sweet.

如果不是因为害怕，罪恶是甜蜜的。

If the rich could hire someone else to die for them, the poor would make a wonderful living.

如果富人可以雇人替他们去死，穷人就会过上好日子。

If the rich could hire the poor to die for them, the poor would make a very nice living.

如果富人可以雇佣穷人为他们而死，穷人就会过上很好的生活。

If there is bitterness in the heart, sugar in the mouth won't make life sweeter.

如果心里有苦，嘴里有糖也不会让生活更甜。

If you can't go over, you must go under.

如果你不能过去，就必须过去。

If you have money, men think you are wise, handsome, and able to sing like a bird.

如果你有钱，男人会认为你聪明、英俊，而且会唱歌。

If you lie on the ground, you cannot fall.

如果你躺在地上，你就不会跌倒。

If your hart is bitter, sugar in your mouth will not help.

如果你的鹿是苦的，你嘴里的糖是没有用的。

In a restaurant choose a table near a waiter.

在餐馆里，选一张离服务员近的桌子。