A COLLECTION OF GOOD WORDS
计算机
Computer
I'm a video game buff.
我是个电子游戏迷。
The computer is a moron.
电脑是个白痴。
I don't watch television.
我不看电视。
I don't play video games.
我不玩电子游戏。
The internet is not for sissies.
互联网不适合娘娘腔。
I can barely turn on my computer!
我几乎不能打开我的电脑!
I write my programs primarily for myself.
我主要为自己编写程序。
No, I consider myself computer illiterate.
不，我认为我对计算机一窍不通。
I just became one with my browser software.
我的浏览器软件让我成为了其中的一员。
Something else has happened with computers.
计算机也发生了一些变化。
I've got a computer, but I won't go near it.
我有一台电脑，但我不会走近它。
We don't want to turn the TV into a computer.
我们不想把电视变成电脑。
KEEP EXPLORING
沿着这个主题，再读几句。
There's my education in computers, right there; this is the whole thing, everything I took out of a book.
这是我的计算机教育，就在那里;这就是整件事，我从一本书里得到的一切。
Network administrators all share an abiding and passionate desire for one thing: We want our users to shut up.
网络管理员都有一个持久而热情的愿望:我们希望我们的用户闭嘴。
To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.
人非圣贤孰能无过，把错误归咎于电脑更是如此。
To be happy in this world, first you need a cell phone and then you need an airplane. Then you're truly wireless.
要想在这个世界上快乐，首先你需要一部手机，然后你需要一架飞机。这样你就真的无线了。
A computer is like an Old Testament god, with a lot of rules and no mercy.
电脑就像旧约里的上帝，有很多规则，没有仁慈。
Computers themselves, and software yet to be developed, will revolutionize the way we learn.
计算机本身，以及尚未开发的软件，将彻底改变我们的学习方式。