A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone's feelings unintentionally.

绅士就是从不无意中伤害别人感情的人。

A lame man won't walk with one who is lamer.

瘸子不会和更笨的人一起走。

A little pack serves a little pedlar.

小包给小商贩。

As far as I'm concerned, I prefer silent vice to ostentatious virtue.

就我而言，比起浮夸的美德，我更喜欢沉默的恶习。

Counsel is irksome when the matter is past remedy.

当事情已无法补救时，律师是令人厌烦的。

Everything popular is wrong.

流行的一切都是错误的。

Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds....

伟大的精神总是遭到平庸之辈的强烈反对。

He could not see a belt without hitting below it.

他一看到皮带就会撞到下面。

I am the only person in the world I should like to know thoroughly.

我是这个世界上唯一一个我想彻底了解的人。

I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect.

我能忍受蛮力，但蛮力的理智是相当难以忍受的。它的使用有些不公平。它打击的是智力。

I'd loved to wear jeans and t-shirts, but everybody was in the peace movement back then. And that was my ploy. I had to be careful not to say things like 'I like meat.' Actually I just wanted to drink beer and to screw.

我喜欢穿牛仔裤和t恤，但那时每个人都在参加和平运动。这就是我的策略。我必须小心不要说“我喜欢吃肉”之类的话。“其实我只是想喝点啤酒，然后去鬼混。

Make it simple. Make it memorable. Make it inviting to look at. Make it fun to read.

让它简单。使它令人难忘。让它引人注目。让阅读变得有趣。

Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.

适度是致命的。没有什么比过度更成功的了。

Most nights I end up wearing a wife beater T-shirt and boxers.

大多数晚上我都穿着打老婆的t恤和拳击裤。

This is Earth. Isn't it hot?

这是地球。这不是热吗?