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愚蠢
Stupid
I tend to not only read reviews, but also every little stupid thing online. It's a very bad idea, and there's a lot of angry people in the world. And it's weird to absorb all that weirdness.
我不仅喜欢看评论，还喜欢在网上看每一件傻事。这是一个非常糟糕的主意，世界上有很多愤怒的人。吸收所有这些奇怪的东西是很奇怪的。
I never did buy things on credit, I always paid for 'em, because I can't see much difference in paying for something and just waiting a week and pay interest on it; that looks foolish to me.
我从来不赊帐买东西，我总是付帐，因为我看不出付帐和只等一个星期付利息有什么区别;这在我看来很愚蠢。
If one were to bring ten of the wisest men in the world together and ask them what was the most stupid thing in existence, they would not be able to discover anything so stupid as astrology.
如果一个人把世界上十个最聪明的人召集到一起，问他们世界上最愚蠢的事情是什么，他们将无法发现任何像占星术这样愚蠢的东西。
For if there is anything to one's praise, it is foolish vanity to be gratified at it, and if it is abuse - why one is always sure to hear of it from one damned good-natured friend or another!
因为，如果一个人有什么值得称赞的地方，满足于此是愚蠢的虚荣心;如果这是滥用——为什么一个人总能从一个该死的好心肠的朋友那里听到这些呢?
I've been called a moron since I was about four. My father called me a moron. My grandfather said I was a moron. And a lot of times when I'm driving, I hear I'm a moron. I like being a moron.
从四岁起，我就被人叫做笨蛋。我父亲叫我白痴。我爷爷说我是个笨蛋。很多时候，当我开车的时候，我听说我是个白痴。我喜欢当傻瓜。
Anyone who thinks they're important is usually just a pompous moron who can't deal with his or her own pathetic insignificance and the fact that what they do is meaningless and inconsequential..
任何认为自己重要的人通常只是一个自负的笨蛋，他们无法处理自己的可悲的无关紧要的事情，他们所做的事情毫无意义，无关紧要。
It makes you also realize, 'OK, I'm excited to play tennis, and I work really hard to be the best tennis player I think I can be,' but I don't waste my time on stupid stuff, you know what I mean.
这也会让你意识到，‘好吧，我对打网球很兴奋，我非常努力地想成为我认为我能成为的最好的网球运动员，’但我不会把时间浪费在愚蠢的事情上，你知道我的意思。
Entire ignorance is not so terrible or extreme an evil, and is far from being the greatest of all; too much cleverness and too much learning, accompanied with ill bringing-up, are far more fatal.
完全的无知并不是那么可怕或极端的邪恶，也远不是最大的邪恶;太多的聪明和学问，再加上不良的教养，是致命得多的。
It has been said that there is no fool like an old fool, except a young fool. But the young fool has first to grow up to be an old fool to realize what a damn fool he was when he was a young fool.
人们常说，除了年轻的傻瓜，没有比年老的傻瓜更好的傻瓜了。但是，年轻的傻瓜必须先长大成为一个老傻瓜，才能意识到他年轻时是一个多么该死的傻瓜。
But in any case, I did poorly on the tests and so, in the first three years of school, I had teachers who thought I was stupid and when people think you're stupid, they have low expectations for you.
但无论如何，我的考试成绩很差，所以在学校的前三年，我的老师认为我很笨，当人们认为你很笨时，他们对你的期望很低。
I think it's a lovely idea, but it will not pass the Congress. I live in a world of realities. The policy of our country is that we can drill our way to independence. I think that's a march to folly.
我认为这是个好主意，但不会在国会通过。我生活在一个现实的世界里。我们国家的政策是我们可以钻出一条独立的道路。我认为这是走向愚蠢的一步。
Now, where does my comedy come from, like, as a human being? Yeah, when I was a kid I was dyslexic and had to go to special-ed every day and felt stupid about that and got very witty to defend myself.
那么，作为一个人，我的喜剧从何而来?是的，当我还是个孩子的时候，我有诵读困难，每天都要去参加特殊教育，对此我感到很愚蠢，但我很聪明地为自己辩护。
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It is a wise man who knows where courage ends and stupidity begins.
聪明人知道勇气的终点和愚蠢的起点。
It is hard to imagine a more stupid or more dangerous way of making decisions than by putting those decisions in the hands of people who pay no price for being wrong.
很难想象有比把这些决定交给那些不为错误付出代价的人更愚蠢或更危险的决策方式了。
There are two kinds of fools: one says, "This is old, therefore it is good"; the other says, "This is new, therefore it is better."
傻瓜有两种:一种说:“这是旧的，所以是好的。”另一个说:“这是新的，所以更好。”
There is a difference between happiness and wisdom: he that thinks himself the happiest man is really so; but he that thinks himself the wisest is generally the greatest fool.
幸福和智慧是有区别的:认为自己是最幸福的人确实是最幸福的人;但自以为最聪明的人，往往是最愚蠢的人。
If you are not willing to sound stupid then you don't deserve to be in love.
如果你不愿意听起来很傻，那么你不配拥有爱。
Any man is liable to err, only a fool persists in error.
任何人都可能犯错误，只有傻瓜才坚持错误。