I think they've been baby bummers.

我想他们一直都很扫兴。

I understood once I held a baby in my arms, why some people have the need to keep having them.

我明白了，当我把孩子抱在怀里时，为什么有些人需要继续拥有他们。

I was always musical - yelling when I was a baby, singing into a brush and singing in the shower.

我总是乐呵呵的——小时候大喊大叫，对着灌木丛唱歌，洗澡的时候唱歌。

I'd like to be taller. I'd like my baby fat to leave.

我想再高一点。我想把我的婴儿肥留下。

I'm a big baby. I'm not tough at all.

我是一个大婴儿。我一点也不强硬。

I've had soccer moms come up and tell me they can relate when I say that I want to throw my baby in the trash.

当我说我想把我的孩子扔进垃圾桶的时候，有足球妈妈过来告诉我她们能理解。

I've seen a baby cry seconds later he laughs... The beauty of life pain: Pain never lasts.

我看到一个婴儿几秒钟后哭了，他笑了……人生之美痛苦:痛苦永远不会持久。

It is a pleasant thing to reflect upon, and furnishes a complete answer to those who contend for the gradual degeneration of the human species, that every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last.

这是一件令人愉快的事情，并为那些为人类物种的逐渐退化而斗争的人提供了一个完整的答案，即每一个出生在这个世界上的婴儿都比上一个更好。

It was like I had a baby and I suddenly started to feel I could play anything.

这就像我有了一个孩子，我突然开始觉得我可以玩任何东西。

Melanie is more of a disciplinarian with the little girl than me, probably because it's my first baby. She gets everything easy from Papa. I am more weak. She takes advantage of me.

媚兰对这个小女孩比我更严格，可能是因为这是我的第一个孩子。她从爸爸那里得到一切都很容易。我更虚弱了。她占我便宜。

My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.

我的朋友有个孩子。我把他发出的所有声音都录了下来，以后我可以问他是什么意思。

Nobody took me too seriously but I was grown up even as a baby.

没有人把我当回事，但我已经长大了，甚至当我还是个婴儿的时候。

Now that the baby is coming, I will do a lot more balancing. I'm going to be a real mommy.

现在宝宝要出生了，我要做更多的平衡。我要做一个真正的妈妈。

Oh baby when you talk like that. You make a woman go mad.

哦，宝贝，当你那样说话的时候。你让女人发疯。

Oh, yeah, I see the world differently now. Actually, when I first had the baby, I was breast-feeding him for two years straight. So we were together for two years of his life, every single day, all hours of the day. So I was two people, and I eventually morphed back into one.

是啊，我现在看世界不一样了。事实上，当我第一次有这个孩子的时候，我已经连续母乳喂养他两年了。所以我们在他生命中的两年里，每天每时每刻都在一起。所以我是两个人，最终我变回了一个。