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I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

  • -- Joan Rivers 琼·里弗斯

当我看到我的沐浴玩具是一个烤面包机和一台收音机时，我知道我是一个被遗弃的婴儿。

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Games can be art, and they can be significant and all the glorified things that we want them to be. But if you ask a kid if their toys are important, they'll say 'yes,' and 'Please don't take them away.'

游戏可以是艺术，它们可以是重要的，所有我们想要的美化的东西。但如果你问一个孩子他们的玩具是否重要，他们会说“是”，“请不要把它们拿走。”

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The truth is, you know, we need our anodynes. You know that word, anodynes? We need that in life some times. A good warm bath can be one for you, or a whatever.

事实上，你知道，我们需要止痛药。你知道这个词，止痛药?我们在生活中有时需要它。一个好的热水澡可以适合你，也可以随便。

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Did you know I started out as a stand-up comic? People don't believe me when I tell them. That's how I saw myself, in comedy.

你知道我一开始是个单口相声演员吗?我告诉他们时，他们不相信。这就是我在喜剧中对自己的看法。

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I wonder if you knew how much i've stayed awake thinking about you.

不知道你知不知道我有多想念你。

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It is difficult to get played at my age on the radio.

在我这个年纪很难在电台上播放。

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Every time I went on TV I got a threat.

我每次上电视都受到威胁。

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I think I'll take a bath in his blood.

我想我要在他的血里洗个澡。

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The radio makes hideous sounds.

收音机发出可怕的声音。

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I like that I make toys.

我喜欢做玩具。

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I hardly went to school.

我几乎没去上学。

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