Never comment on a woman's rear end. Never use the words "large" or "size" with "rear end." Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me.

  • -- Tim Allen 蒂姆·艾伦

永远不要评论女人的屁股。永远不要用“大”或“尺寸”和“尾部”这样的词。从来没有。完全避开这个区域。相信我。

相关名言

A man that'd expict to thrain lobsters to fly in a year is called a loonytic; but a man that thinks men can be tur-rned into angels by an iliction is called a rayformer an' remains at large.

一个人如果一年内被赶去捕龙虾,他就被称为疯子;但是,如果一个人认为人可以通过魔法变成天使,那他就被称为“射线制造者”,他仍然逍遥法外。

I merged those two words, black and feminist, because I was surrounded by black women who were very tough and and who always assumed they had to work and rear children and manage homes.

我把“黑人”和“女权主义者”这两个词合在一起,因为我身边的黑人女性都很坚强,她们总是认为自己必须工作、抚养孩子和管理家庭。

I believe that, by and large, people are good and everybody you meet is more likely to surprise you in a positive way than in a negative way.

我相信,总的来说,人是好的,你遇到的每一个人都更有可能以积极的方式给你惊喜,而不是消极的方式。

Some tribes of birds will relieve and rear up the young and helpless, of their own and other tribes, when abandoned.

当被遗弃时,一些鸟类部落会救助和抚养他们自己和其他部落中无助的幼鸟。

But we try to pretend, you see, that the external world exists altogether independently of us.

但是我们试图假装,外部世界完全独立于我们而存在。

Love is not altogether a delirium, yet it has many points in common therewith.

爱并不完全是一种精神错乱,但它有许多共同之处。