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So I said to the gym instructor: 'Can you teach me to do the splits?' He said: 'How flexible are you?' I said: I can't make Tuesdays.'

  • -- Tim Vine 蒂姆·维恩

所以我对体育老师说:‘你能教我劈叉吗?他说:“你有多灵活?”“我说:我星期二不能去。”

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Teach and practice, practice and teach - that is all we have; that is all we are good for; The intellect is a cold thing and a merely intellectual idea will never stimulate thought in the same manner that a spiritual idea does.

教与练，练与教——这就是我们所拥有的一切;这就是我们所擅长的;智力是一种冰冷的东西，单纯的智力观念永远不会像精神观念那样激发思维。

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We must not indulge in unfavorable views of mankind, since by doing it we make bad men believe they are no worse than others, and we teach the good that they are good in vain.

我们不能沉湎于对人类不利的看法，因为这样做会使坏人相信他们并不比别人差，我们还会教导好人说他们是徒劳无益的好人。

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Because I don't have to be careful of people's feelings when I teach literature, and I do when I'm teaching writing.

因为当我教文学的时候，我不需要顾及人们的感受，而当我教写作的时候，我就需要顾及人们的感受。

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I think teaching should be an exalted profession, not a picked-on profession.

我认为教书应该是一种高尚的职业，而不是一种受人挑拣的职业。

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