My wife asked me once if I weren't a comedian what I would do. I couldn't answer the question. I never imagined doing anything else.

  • -- Dave Chappelle 大卫查普尔

有一次,我妻子问我,如果我不是喜剧演员,我会做什么。我不能回答这个问题。我从来没有想过做别的事情。

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Caesar might have married Cleopatra, but he had a wife at home. There's always something.

恺撒本可以迎娶埃及艳后克利奥帕特拉,但他在家里却有一个妻子。有些事情总是要发生的。

If you treat your wife like a thoroughbred, you'll never end up with a nag.

如果你像对待纯种狗一样对待你的妻子,你就永远不会有唠叨的下场。