I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up.

  • -- Benjamin Franklin 本杰明富兰克林

我每天早上9点起床,然后抓起晨报。然后我看了看讣告页面。如果上面没有我的名字,我就起床。

相关名言

A life spent in constant labor is a life wasted, save a man be such a fool as to regard a fulsome obituary notice as ample reward.

在不断的劳动中度过的一生是一种生命的浪费,除非一个人愚蠢到把一个令人生厌的讣告当作足够的报酬。

I look upon death to be as necessary to our constitution as sleep. We shall rise refreshed in the morning.

我认为死亡对我们的身体就像睡眠一样必要。我们早晨起来精神抖擞。

As adults feign disinterest in science - children can grab hold of it to distinguish themselves.

当成年人假装对科学不感兴趣时,孩子们可以抓住它来区分自己。

One morning I woke up and was plunged into psychological shock. I had forgotten I was free.

一天早上,我醒来后,陷入了心理休克。我忘了我是自由的。

This paper was one of my digressions into abstract economics.

这篇论文是我对抽象经济学的偏离。

Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper.

濒临灭绝的森林正在被屠杀用来制作卫生纸。

Grab him by his locks and give 'em some good box.

抓住他的头发,给他们一些好盒子。