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My ambition was to stop waiting tables. That was how I measured success: finally, I was able to stop waiting tables, and I was able to pay the rent, and that was by being a stand-up comic. Not a very good stand-up comic, but good enough to make a living.

我的抱负是不再做服务员。这就是我衡量成功的方式:最终，我不再做服务员了，我付得起房租了，那就是当一名单口相声演员。不是一个很好的单口喜剧演员，但足以谋生。

— Graham Norton 格雷厄姆·诺顿