My ambition was to stop waiting tables. That was how I measured success: finally, I was able to stop waiting tables, and I was able to pay the rent, and that was by being a stand-up comic. Not a very good stand-up comic, but good enough to make a living.

  • -- Graham Norton 格雷厄姆·诺顿

我的抱负是不再做服务员。这就是我衡量成功的方式:最终,我不再做服务员了,我付得起房租了,那就是当一名单口相声演员。不是一个很好的单口喜剧演员,但足以谋生。

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Champagne, if you are seeking the truth, is better than a lie detector. It encourages a man to be expansive, even reckless, while lie detectors are only a challenge to tell lies successfully.

香槟,如果你在寻找真相,比测谎仪更好。它鼓励男人大胆,甚至鲁莽,而测谎仪只是成功说谎的一个挑战。

When I did have a little bit of commercial success, it really didn't suit my temperament at all. I'm a terrible public person.

当我取得一些商业上的成功时,它真的一点也不适合我的性格。我是一个糟糕的公众人物。