My mom didn't want me to go to college. She didn't want me to read - when I read, I may as well have been holding a pineapple.

  • -- Lynda Barry 琳达·巴里

我妈妈不想让我上大学。她不想让我读书——当我读书的时候,我就像拿着一个菠萝一样。

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Sensitive, responsive, eagerly welcomed everywhere, the drama, holding the mirror up to nature, by laughter and by tears reveals to mankind the world of men.

敏感、反应灵敏、处处受到热烈欢迎,这部戏剧,把大自然的一面镜子举起来,用欢笑和泪水向人类揭示了人的世界。

My mom is still yelling at me because she needs more autographed pictures.

我妈妈还在对我大喊大叫,因为她需要更多的签名照片。

I love playing moms. It's a lot easier than being a mom, I hear.

我喜欢扮演妈妈。我听说这比当妈妈容易多了。

Your problem is you're too busy holding onto your unworthiness.

你的问题是你太忙于坚持自己的无价值。