Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla.

  • -- Jim Bishop 毕晓普

看着你的女儿被她的约会对象接走,感觉就像把一百万美元的斯特拉迪瓦里交给一只大猩猩。

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If you kiss on the first date and it's not right, then there will be no second date. Sometimes it's better to hold out and not kiss for a long time. I am a strong believer in kissing being very intimate, and the minute you kiss, the floodgates open for everything else.

如果你在第一次约会时接吻,但这是不对的,那么就不会有第二次约会了。有时候长时间不接吻会更好。我坚信接吻应该是非常亲密的,当你接吻的那一刻,其他一切的闸门都打开了。

Here's the funny thing about the response I've been aware of to my dating famous people: It's been very negative. I'm either not good-looking enough, not a good enough actor or not successful enough for these people.

有趣的是,当我和名人约会时,我注意到他们的反应是非常消极的。对这些人来说,我要么不够好看,要么不够优秀,要么不够成功。