This morning I was laughing at my cat who was running up the stairs and slipped, and pretended like it didn't happen.

  • -- Jayma Mays 杰玛·梅斯

今天早上我笑我的猫跑上楼时滑倒了,假装什么事都没有发生。

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The reason people like to watch ball games is because they don't really know exactly what's going to happen from moment to moment. That's why you watch the entire thing.

人们喜欢看球赛的原因是因为他们不知道每时每刻会发生什么。所以你才看完整部电影。

Do not say, 'It is morning,' and dismiss it with a name of yesterday. See it for the first time as a newborn child that has no name.

不要说“现在是早晨”,而说“昨天”就把它打发掉了。第一次看到它,就像一个没有名字的新生儿。

I think the only way to get through this life is laughing hard and constantly, mostly at myself.

我认为度过这一生的唯一方法就是不停地大笑,尤其是嘲笑自己。

How can you get bored if the audience is cheering and laughing at something you're doing?

如果观众在为你所做的事情欢呼大笑,你怎么会感到无聊呢?

There is a lot of things to weigh up when a transfer happens, and money is a big factor.

当转会发生时,有很多事情需要权衡,而钱是一个重要因素。

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

我可能喝醉了,小姐,但早上我会清醒,而你仍然会很丑。