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Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children.

  • -- Bill Hicks 比尔席克斯

孩子比我们任何人都聪明。知道我怎么知道的吗?我不认识一个有全职工作和孩子的孩子。

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We're learning as we go. We're a lot smarter this time. We understand what it takes to mobilize away from the threat of a hurricane.

我们边走边学。这次我们聪明多了。我们了解如何动员人们远离飓风的威胁。

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If the Romans had been obliged to learn Latin, they would never have found time to conquer the world.

如果罗马人被迫学习拉丁语，他们就永远不会有时间征服世界。

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The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.

好消息是耶稣回来了。坏消息是他真的很生气。

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The test of a real comedian is whether you laugh at him before he opens his mouth.

对一个真正的喜剧演员的考验是你是否在他开口之前就嘲笑他。

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Do I catch flak because I'm so much smarter than everyone else? I don't know.

我被炮轰是因为我比别人聪明吗?我不知道。

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Fall seven times, rise eight.

跌倒七次，爬起来八次。

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