I don't think I was a good comedian.
我不认为我是个好喜剧演员。
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喜剧演员
Comedian
I didn't become a comedian to work this hard.
我当喜剧演员不是为了这么辛苦。
I just think of myself as a comedian, really.
我只是觉得自己是个喜剧演员，真的。
It's good to be funny when you are a comedian.
当你是喜剧演员的时候，搞笑是件好事。
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
孩子们很棒，但我喜欢我的烧烤。
I've been doing comedies but I'm not a comedian.
我一直在做喜剧，但我不是喜剧演员。
If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.
如果我必须为我的国家下蛋，我一定会下蛋。
We are the facilitators of our own creative evolution.
我们是我们自己创造性进化的推动者。
Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
重婚是唯一一种两种仪式都是错误的犯罪。
You don't need to be stable to be a stand-up comedian.
你不需要是一个稳定的单口喜剧演员。
I would probably be a teacher if I weren't a comedian.
如果我不是喜剧演员，我可能会成为一名教师。
In a completely sane world, madness is the only freedom!
在一个完全清醒的世界里，疯狂是唯一的自由!
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沿着这个主题，再读几句。
Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children.
孩子比我们任何人都聪明。知道我怎么知道的吗?我不认识一个有全职工作和孩子的孩子。
I'm not a political comedian. That's just not what I do.
我不是政治喜剧演员。那不是我的工作。
I'm an actor, I'm not a comedian, I never was a comedian.
我是个演员，我不是喜剧演员，我从来都不是喜剧演员。
Yeah, but you need an experienced radio veteran who is a liberal advocate. And there just hadn't been any radio that did that. And so they weren't trained - they had developed all these bad habits of being objective and balanced and stuff like that.
是的，但是你需要一个经验丰富的电台老手，一个自由主义的拥护者。当时没有任何一台收音机能做到这一点。所以他们没有受过训练——他们养成了所有这些客观、平衡的坏习惯，诸如此类。
If you go down as a comedian's comedian, that's basically meaning other comedians are hopefully feeling that you're doing okay.
如果你成为一个喜剧演员的喜剧演员，这基本上意味着其他喜剧演员希望你做得很好。
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
当然，童年的本质就是玩耍，我和我的朋友们无休止地在街上玩耍，我们不情愿地与车流分享。
A LITTLE ENCOURAGEMENT
给此刻的你，一点向前的力量。
关于学习、善意与成长，读一句，再想一想。
Good character is more to be praised than outstanding talent. Most talents are, to some extent, a gift. Good character, by contrast, is not given to us. We have to build it, piece by piece -- by thought, choice, courage, and determination.
良好的品格比杰出的才能更值得称赞。在某种程度上，大多数才能都是一种天赋。相反，良好的品格不是赋予我们的。我们必须一步一步地建设它——通过思考、选择、勇气和决心。
What inspires me most are people who imagine and implement solutions to challenges in their own lives, in their communities, in our country and around the world.
最鼓舞我的是那些在他们自己的生活中、在他们的社区中、在我们的国家和全世界为挑战设想和实施解决方案的人。
As an artist your first loyalty is to your art. Unless this is the case, you're going to be a second-rate artist.
作为一个艺术家，你首先要忠于你的艺术。除非是这样，否则你将成为二流艺术家。