A COLLECTION OF GOOD WORDS
喜剧演员
Comedian
I don't think I was a good comedian.
我不认为我是个好喜剧演员。
I didn't become a comedian to work this hard.
我当喜剧演员不是为了这么辛苦。
I just think of myself as a comedian, really.
我只是觉得自己是个喜剧演员，真的。
It's good to be funny when you are a comedian.
当你是喜剧演员的时候，搞笑是件好事。
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
孩子们很棒，但我喜欢我的烧烤。
I've been doing comedies but I'm not a comedian.
我一直在做喜剧，但我不是喜剧演员。
If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.
如果我必须为我的国家下蛋，我一定会下蛋。
We are the facilitators of our own creative evolution.
我们是我们自己创造性进化的推动者。
Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
重婚是唯一一种两种仪式都是错误的犯罪。
You don't need to be stable to be a stand-up comedian.
你不需要是一个稳定的单口喜剧演员。
I would probably be a teacher if I weren't a comedian.
如果我不是喜剧演员，我可能会成为一名教师。
In a completely sane world, madness is the only freedom!
在一个完全清醒的世界里，疯狂是唯一的自由!
KEEP EXPLORING
沿着这个主题，再读几句。
I regret the passing of the studio system. I was very appreciative of it because I had no talent.
我对演播室制度的消失感到遗憾。我很感激，因为我没有天赋。
Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.
文明对我来说有太多的规则，所以我尽我最大的努力重写它们。
We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free.
我们都是用死亡来换取生命，所以在这两者之间的一切都应该是免费的。
I'm the only comedian qualified to navigate a supertanker.
我是唯一一个有资格驾驶超级油轮的喜剧演员。
I don't know any astronauts. There are a lot of people who say they want to be comedians.
我不认识宇航员。有很多人说他们想成为喜剧演员。
I just like observing people - it's something I've done ever since I was a kid, and I got really good at it. That's a big part of why I became a comedian. My audience is filled with every kind of person you can imagine, and I love that.
我只是喜欢观察别人——这是我从小就做的事情，而且我做得很好。这也是我成为喜剧演员的一个重要原因。我的听众中有各种各样你能想象得到的人，我喜欢这样。