I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, "What for?" I said, "I'm going to buy some sugar."

  • -- Steven Wright 史蒂文赖特

我去银行借了一杯钱。他们说,“为什么?”我说:“我要去买些糖。”

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I also eat fruit instead of drinking juices. That's something I've read up on. I think that if you drink a lot of fruit juice you take in way too much sugar. You'd be better off eating a bunch of strawberries or apples.

我也吃水果而不是喝果汁。那是我读过的东西。我认为如果你喝很多果汁,你就摄入了太多的糖。你最好吃一串草莓或苹果。

Just when you're beginning to think pretty well of people, you run across somebody who puts sugar on sliced tomatoes.

就在你开始对别人有好感的时候,你遇到了一个在西红柿片上放糖的人。