I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, "What for?" I said, "I'm going to buy some sugar."

  • -- Steven Wright 史蒂文赖特

我去银行借了一杯钱。他们说,“为什么?”我说:“我要去买些糖。”

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The Greatest Generation got to save old tires, dig a Victory Garden and forgo sugar. The Richest Generation is being asked to shop.

最伟大的一代拯救了旧轮胎,挖了一个胜利花园,放弃了糖。最富有的一代被要求购物。

Just when you're beginning to think pretty well of people, you run across somebody who puts sugar on sliced tomatoes.

就在你开始对别人有好感的时候,你遇到了一个在西红柿片上放糖的人。