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Every time I go and shave, I assume there's someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, 'I'm gonna go shave, too.'

  • -- Mitch Hedberg 米奇·赫德伯格

每次我去刮胡子的时候，我都以为地球上有其他人在刮胡子。所以我说，‘我也要去刮胡子。’

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I didn't like books where people played on a sports team and won a bunch of games, or went to summer camp and had a wonderful time. I really liked a book where a witch might cut a child's head off or a pack of angry dogs might burst through a door and terrorize a family.

我不喜欢人们在运动队打球，赢了很多比赛，或者去夏令营玩得很开心的书。我真的很喜欢一本书，书中女巫可能会砍掉一个孩子的头，或者一群愤怒的狗可能会破门而入，恐吓一个家庭。

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Cowards die many times before their deaths; the valiant never taste of death but once.

懦夫在未死之前就已死过许多次;勇者只死一次。

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