Every time I go and shave, I assume there's someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, 'I'm gonna go shave, too.'

  • -- Mitch Hedberg 米奇·赫德伯格

每次我去刮胡子的时候,我都以为地球上有其他人在刮胡子。所以我说,‘我也要去刮胡子。’

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The end of the animal trade would leave more time to trap or beat to death pop star wannabes.

动物交易的结束将给那些想成为流行歌星的人留下更多的时间去诱捕或打死他们。

I think the older I get, the more I realize that the ultimate luxury is time.

我想随着年龄的增长,我越来越意识到时间是最奢侈的东西。