In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number.

  • -- Steven Wright 史蒂文赖特

在维加斯,我和轮盘赌的那个人就一个我认为是奇数的数字进行了长时间的争论。

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For if any man who never saw fire proved by satisfactory arguments that fire burns. His hearer's mind would never be satisfied, nor would he avoid the fire until he put his hand in it that he might learn by experiment what argument taught.

因为,如果一个从未见过火的人用令人满意的论据证明火是燃烧的。他的听众永远不会满足,除非他把手伸进火里,通过实验来学习论证所教的东西,否则他也不会避开火。

It was considered that you were stepping down by doing television. I almost turned Cybill down because I so wanted to remain a theater actress.

大家都认为你会因为做电视节目而辞职。我差点拒绝了西比尔,因为我很想继续当一名戏剧演员。

I would much rather be considered wise than smart. But, I still think it is wise to get an education.

我宁愿别人认为我聪明,也不愿别人认为我聪明。但是,我仍然认为接受教育是明智的。

The odd thing about comedy is that the more personal you are, the larger the audience.

喜剧的奇怪之处在于,你越个人化,观众就越多。

I'm not a great joke writer, which is odd for a comic to say, but I'm not.

我不是一个伟大的笑话作家,这对于一个喜剧演员来说很奇怪,但我不是。

My life is my argument.

我的生命就是我的论点。