I prefer to make up my own quotes and attribute them to very smart people, so that I can use them to win arguments.

  • -- Albert Einstein 爱因斯坦

我更喜欢自己写引言,并把它们归功于非常聪明的人,这样我就可以用它们来赢得辩论。

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It's the game of life. Do I win or do I lose? One day they're gonna shut the game down. I gotta have as much fun and go around the board as many times as I can before it's my turn to leave.

这是人生的游戏。我赢了还是输了?总有一天他们会关闭游戏。在轮到我离开之前,我要尽可能多地玩,尽可能多地绕着黑板转。

I make fun wherever I go... If I go to a restaurant by myself, rest assured, people will be talking about it. I always have a great deal of fun being with people. It's part of the journey.

无论我走到哪里,我都会开玩笑……如果我一个人去餐馆,请放心,人们会谈论它。我总是和人们在一起很开心。这是旅程的一部分。