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I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.

  • -- Rodney Dangerfield 罗德尼·丹格菲尔德

我记得我被绑架的时候，他们把我的一根手指给了我父亲。他说他想要更多的证据。

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Part of the redesign of FEMA is that they have so many people on standby, whether it is a retired nurse or a doctor who will take time off to go exactly where they are needed.

联邦应急管理局重新设计的部分原因是，他们有如此多的人随时待命，无论是退休护士还是医生，他们都会抽出时间去需要他们的地方。

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Remember, no matter how dark the night, there is always a happy ending. But first, you have to make it through the night.

记住，无论夜晚多么黑暗，总会有一个幸福的结局。但首先，你必须熬过这个夜晚。

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I remember Terry being exhausted from his latest Super Bowl win and all the things that go with it.

我记得特里最近一次赢得超级碗冠军，以及随之而来的一切让他筋疲力尽。

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If they would all sleep all the time she wouldn't mind being their mother.

如果他们都能一直睡觉，她不介意做他们的母亲。

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Sleepwalking is the perfect exorcise for lazy people.

梦游是懒人最好的驱魔方法。

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Think before you speak, unless it's urgent.

三思而后行，除非有急事。

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