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I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.

  • -- Rodney Dangerfield 罗德尼·丹格菲尔德

我记得我被绑架的时候，他们把我的一根手指给了我父亲。他说他想要更多的证据。

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When I was a kid, I remember playing hockey outside and whenever you did, you thought about playing for Finland vs. Sweden. That's just the way it was.

当我还是个孩子的时候，我记得我在户外打曲棍球，每当你这样做的时候，你就会想到为芬兰和瑞典踢球。事情就是这样。

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It is difficult to accept death in this society because it is unfamiliar. In spite of the fact that it happens all the time, we never see it.

在这个社会中很难接受死亡，因为它是陌生的。尽管它经常发生，但我们从未见过它。

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I do not speak out not because he is right, I do not speak out because you must argue with a fool for it will result in you becoming a fool.

我没有说出来，不是因为他是对的，我没有说出来，不是因为你必须和一个傻瓜争论，因为这将导致你成为一个傻瓜。

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Everybody knows if you are too careful you are so occupied in being careful that you are sure to stumble over something.

每个人都知道，如果你太小心，你是如此专注于小心，你一定会绊倒一些东西。

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Books are men of higher stature; the only men that speak aloud for future times to hear.

书是身量较高的人;只有那些为未来大声说话的人才能听到。

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Remember, you didn’t come here to write your heart out. You came to write it in.

记住，你来这里不是为了把你的心写出来。你是来写的。

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