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Many people claim coffee inspires them, but, as everybody knows, coffee only makes boring people even more boring.

  • -- Honoré de Balzac 尊敬的巴尔扎克

很多人声称咖啡能激励他们，但众所周知，咖啡只会让无聊的人变得更无聊。

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We're taught that in life, we should try to look on the bright side. Not in this case. In this case, assume rejection first. Assume you're the rule, not the exception. It's liberating. But we also know it's not an easy concept. -He's not just into you

我们被教导说，在生活中，我们应该尽量往好的方面看。但这次不是这样。在这种情况下，首先假设拒绝。假设你是规则，而不是例外。这是解放。但我们也知道这不是一个简单的概念。-他不只是喜欢你

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Kindness always leaves a timeless deposit on the heart.

善良总是在心中留下永恒的印记。

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A despairing arse will never produce a happy fart.

一个绝望的屁股永远不会放一个快乐的屁。

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let your haters be your motivators.

让讨厌你的人成为你的动力。

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