The ad in the paper said 'Big Sale. Last Week.' Why advertise? I already missed it. They're just rubbing it in.

  • -- Yakov Smirnoff 雅科夫·斯米诺夫

报纸上的广告说“大减价”。上周。“为什么要做广告?我已经错过了。他们只是在添油加醋。

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I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up.

我每天早上9点起床,然后抓起晨报。然后我看了看讣告页面。如果上面没有我的名字,我就起床。

Blank paper has always inspired me.

白纸总是给我灵感。