Everything that goes into my mouth seems to make me fat, everything that comes out of my mouth embarrasses me.

  • -- Gabriel García Márquez 加布里埃尔·加克

进到我嘴里的东西似乎都让我发胖,出到我嘴里的东西又使我难堪。

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If everything had already been done, there would be nothing left for young people to accomplish. There are always going to be people who run faster, jump higher, dive deeper, and come up drier.

如果一切都已经做了,那么年轻人就没有什么可做的了。总会有人跑得更快,跳得更高,潜得更深,上来时更干。

Anybody who says they are a good liar obviously is not, because any legitimately savvy liar would always insist they're honest about everything.

任何说自己擅长撒谎的人显然都不是,因为任何一个真正精明的骗子都会坚持说自己对所有事情都是诚实的。