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I guess they're tough jokes. But there's lots of things you either laugh or cry at. And you just can't cry.

  • -- Sam Kinison 山姆·金尼森

我想这是个很难的笑话。但是有很多事情你不是笑就是哭。你就是不能哭。

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All womankind, from the highest to the lowest love jokes; the difficulty is to know how they choose to have them cut; and there is no knowing that, but by trying, as we do with our artillery in the field, by raising or letting down their breeches, till we hit the mark.

所有的女人，从最高到最低的爱情笑话;困难在于知道他们如何选择剪掉;谁也不知道这一点，但是，就像我们在战场上对待炮兵一样，我们要不断地尝试，举起或放下他们的马裤，直到我们击中目标。

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I've always wondered, what am I going to do that's important with these stupid jokes that I tell.

我一直在想，我要用这些愚蠢的笑话做什么才是重要的。

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