You don't know how many times i tried to tell you the truth through my jokes...

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你不知道有多少次我试图通过我的笑话告诉你真相…

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My dog was with me all the time. I talked to my dog. She was my best buddy. I shared all my secrets with her, but I don't think I every really tried jokes out with the dog.

我的狗一直和我在一起。我和我的狗说话。她是我最好的朋友。我和她分享了我所有的秘密，但我不认为我真的试着和狗开玩笑。

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I'm not big on fat jokes. That's a little beneath me. I'm not a huge fan of making a joke - and as I say this, I'm sure I do it - completely at someone else's expense.

我不太喜欢黄色笑话。这有点低于我的身份。我不太喜欢开玩笑——当我这么说的时候，我确信我会这么做——完全以别人为代价。

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I never wear pants in my life. I never thought I'd say this, but I miss wearing pants. For the first time in my life, I miss my pants.

我这辈子从来不穿裤子。我从没想过我会这么说，但我很怀念穿裤子的日子。我有生以来第一次想念我的裤子。

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Fall down seven times, get up eight.

跌倒七次，爬起来八次。

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