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The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was a genius.

  • -- Sid Caesar 希德·凯撒

发明第一个轮子的人是个白痴。另外三个发明的人，他是个天才。

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Wonder, connected with a principle of rational curiosity, is the source of all knowledge and discover, and it is a principle even of piety; but wonder which ends in wonder, and is satisfied with wonder, is the quality of an idiot.

奇迹与理性的好奇心原则相联系，是一切知识和发现的源泉，甚至是虔诚的原则;但是，以惊奇结束并满足于惊奇的惊奇，才是白痴的品质。

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They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men.

他们说女人话太多。如果你在国会工作过，你就知道阻挠议事是男人发明的。

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I was a lousy journalist. I could never be objective. Sometimes I invented the whole story.

我是个差劲的记者。我从来不可能客观。有时候我编造了整个故事。

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There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.

没有什么比足智多谋的白痴更危险的了。

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