A COLLECTION OF GOOD WORDS
发明了
Invented
Accurst be he that first invented war
第一个发明战争的人是该死的
Accursed be he that first invented war.
该死的是第一个发明战争的人。
God invented concubinage, satan marriage.
上帝发明了纳妾，撒旦发明了婚姻。
God invented mankind because he loved silly stories.
上帝创造了人类，因为他喜欢听愚蠢的故事。
Whoever invented double clicking should be shot in the head! Twice!
发明双击的人应该被打爆头!两次!
High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.
高跟鞋是由一个额头被吻过的女人发明的。
If a June night could talk, it would probably boast it invented romance.
如果一个六月的夜晚可以说话，它可能会自夸它创造了浪漫。
But for me, it was a code I myself had invented! Yet I could not read it.
但对我来说，这是我自己发明的代码!可是我看不懂。
Maybe my caveman ancestors invented the wheel or something. I'm not sure.
也许是我穴居人的祖先发明了轮子什么的。我不确定。
Henry is entirely invented though by now I feel he's as real as anyone I know.
亨利完全是虚构的，尽管现在我觉得他和我认识的任何人一样真实。
The most technologically efficient machine that man has ever invented is the book.
人类有史以来发明的技术效率最高的机器是书。
A created thing is never invented and it is never true: it is always and ever itself.
被创造的东西从来不是被发明出来的，也从来不是真实的:它总是而且永远是它自己。
KEEP EXPLORING
沿着这个主题，再读几句。
Your car should drive itself. It's amazing to me that we let humans drive cars... It's a bug that cars were invented before computers.
你的车应该自己开。我们让人类开车，这对我来说太神奇了……汽车发明于计算机之前，这是一个错误。
I think I've probably re-invented myself three or four times now, if that's what one calls it.
我想我可能已经重新塑造了自己三四次，如果这是一个人所说的。
It's wildly irritating to have invented something as revolutionary as sarcasm, only to have it abused by amateurs.
发明了像讽刺这样具有革命性的东西，却被业余人士滥用，这实在令人恼火。
I don't want it to be all that self-conscious or artificial, but it really grows out of my having invented myself as a listener so that I could hear her voice.
我不想让它变得那么自觉或做作，但它真的是我把自己变成了一个倾听者，这样我就能听到她的声音。
I wouldn't say I invented tacky, but I definitely brought it to its present high popularity.
我不会说我发明了俗气，但我绝对把它带到现在的高度流行。
The Dodo never had a chance. He seems to have been invented for the sole purpose of becoming extinct and that was all he was good for.
渡渡鸟从来没有机会。他被创造出来的唯一目的似乎就是灭绝，而这正是他所擅长的。