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Thought about being a stand up comedienne for zombies, but when they eat you alive, they really eat you!!

  • -- Neil Leckman 尼尔·莱克曼

想过成为僵尸喜剧演员，但当他们吃你活着，他们真的吃了你!!

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If asked which words one associated with the Sahara, only the most dedicated surrealist might be expected to offer "whale".

如果被问及哪一个词与撒哈拉有关，只有最有献身精神的超现实主义者才会给出“鲸鱼”。

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I felt like an animal, and animals don’t know sin, do they.

我觉得自己像个动物，而动物不知道罪，对吧?

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