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Thought about being a stand up comedienne for zombies, but when they eat you alive, they really eat you!!

  • -- Neil Leckman 尼尔·莱克曼

想过成为僵尸喜剧演员，但当他们吃你活着，他们真的吃了你!!

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Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of being well-preserved, but to skid sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, still screaming, Whoo what a ride!

生命不应该是带着保存完好的意图走向坟墓的旅程，而应该是侧身而行，一手拿着巧克力，一手拿着葡萄酒，仍然尖叫着:“啊，多么美妙的旅程啊!”

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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.

戒烟是世界上最容易的事情。我知道，因为我已经做过几千次了。

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