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Thought about being a stand up comedienne for zombies, but when they eat you alive, they really eat you!!

  • -- Neil Leckman 尼尔·莱克曼

想过成为僵尸喜剧演员，但当他们吃你活着，他们真的吃了你!!

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To get back my youth I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable.

为了找回我的青春，我愿意做任何事情，除了锻炼，早起，或者做一个受人尊敬的人。

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Tact: the ability to tell a man he's open-minded when he has a hole in his head.

机智:当一个男人脑袋上有个洞的时候，告诉他他思想开放的能力。

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