If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he would have made them cute and furry.

  • -- Dave Barry 戴夫-巴里

如果上帝想让我们关心癞蛤蟆的困境,他会让它们变得可爱和毛茸茸的。

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And it just made me realize again because I have know it for some time, that you never get comfortable in this. No matter who you are. No matter who... how successful you are.

这让我再次意识到,因为我已经知道一段时间了,你永远不会适应这样的生活。不管你是谁。不管谁……你是多么成功。

To cure a batting slump, I took my bat to bed with me. I wanted to know my bat a little better.

为了治疗击球时的萎靡不振,我把球棒带上了床。我想更了解我的球拍。

I've never wanted to play bank managers and real people particularly.

我从来没有想过扮演银行经理,尤其是真实的人。

I cannot be made into the commentator for the unspoken black masses.

我不可能成为那些无言的黑人群众的评论员。