If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he would have made them cute and furry.

  • -- Dave Barry 戴夫-巴里

如果上帝想让我们关心癞蛤蟆的困境,他会让它们变得可爱和毛茸茸的。

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Having a child keeps you very grounded. So when I decided to have a child, I made it clear to the people I work with that my job was no longer my priority.

有孩子让你很踏实。所以当我决定要孩子的时候,我向同事们明确表示,我的工作不再是我的首要任务。

You know you've made it when you've been moulded in miniature plastic. But you know what children do with Barbie dolls - it's a bit scary, actually.

当你被塑成微型塑料的时候,你就知道你已经成功了。但是你知道孩子们是怎么玩芭比娃娃的吗?

They thought they were identifying a set of behaviours, but yeah, they just wanted to have an answer.

他们以为自己在识别一系列行为,但是,是的,他们只是想要一个答案。

I never wanted to see anybody die, but there are a few obituary notices I have read with pleasure.

我从来不想看到任何人死去,但我愉快地读到一些讣告。