My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.

  • -- Rodney Dangerfield 罗德尼·丹格菲尔德

我的精神病医生说我疯了,我说我想听听别人的意见。他说,好吧,你也很丑。

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My sister has three kids so I've spent a lot of time around children and I've always really liked them and wanted my own. It's cool because you think all babies are the same but they aren't at all. They all have such different personalities. It's crazy.

我姐姐有三个孩子,所以我经常和孩子们在一起,我一直很喜欢他们,想要自己的孩子。这很酷,因为你认为所有的婴儿都是一样的,但他们根本不是。他们都有如此不同的个性。这太疯狂了。

I've never stabbed, hurt, killed, stolen, anything, but I went to jail for a year. What is that? My pastor said to me the fact that I'm not living under a bridge as a crazy woman, talking to myself, is amazing.

我从来没有刺伤,伤害,杀害,偷窃,任何事情,但我被判入狱一年。那是什么?我的牧师对我说,我不是一个生活在桥下的疯女人,我自言自语,这太不可思议了。