Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.

  • -- Steven Wright 史蒂文赖特

昨晚我玩塔罗牌玩到很晚。我的房子满了,四个人死了。

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Manipulating people is what's so fun about poker. I love that you can just look into someone's eyes and lie - and it's perfectly acceptable.

操纵别人是扑克的乐趣所在。我喜欢你可以看着别人的眼睛撒谎——这完全可以接受。

If you're playing a poker game and you look around the table and and can't tell who the sucker is, it's you.

如果你在玩扑克游戏,环顾四周,却不知道谁是傻瓜,那就是你。

Never bet on baseball.

永远不要赌棒球。

I'm not a gambler.

我不是赌徒。