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Why save the rainforest, the whales, or the world when you can devote your time to saving syllables?

  • -- Lindsay Faith Rech 林赛·费思·雷奇

如果你能把时间花在节省音节上，为什么还要拯救雨林、鲸鱼或世界呢?

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If the concept of God has any validity or any use, it can only be to make us larger, freer, and more loving. If God cannot do this, then it is time we got rid of Him.

如果上帝的概念有任何有效性或用途，它只能使我们更大，更自由，更有爱。如果上帝不能这样做，那么是时候我们摆脱他了。

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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.

戒烟是世界上最容易的事情。我知道，因为我已经做过几千次了。

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Better lose your labour than your time in idleness.

宁可失去劳动，也不要虚度光阴。

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What soap is to the body, laughter is to the soul.

笑之于灵魂，犹如肥皂之于身体。

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