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Why save the rainforest, the whales, or the world when you can devote your time to saving syllables?

  • -- Lindsay Faith Rech 林赛·费思·雷奇

如果你能把时间花在节省音节上，为什么还要拯救雨林、鲸鱼或世界呢?

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We are going through tough economic times but things are looking up, and the indicators are improving not only for large corporations but also for small business.

我们正在经历艰难的经济时期，但情况正在好转，不仅大公司的指标在改善，小企业的指标也在改善。

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Pretend to be mad and talk a lot. Then — and this is the important bit — do nothing at all until you absolutely have to and then make sure everyone dies.

假装疯了，说很多话。然后——这是最重要的一点——什么也不做，直到你绝对必须这样做，然后确保每个人都死了。

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Whether you live in the city or in the country, creating time for a leisurely ramble is an easy thing to do.

无论你是住在城市还是乡下，腾出时间悠闲地漫步都是一件容易的事。

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Normal is just a setting on your dryer.

正常只是你烘干机上的一个设置。

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