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I came from a real tough neighborhood. Why, every time I shut the window I hurt somebody's fingers.

  • -- Rodney Dangerfield 罗德尼·丹格菲尔德

我来自一个非常艰苦的社区。为什么，每次我关上窗户，我都弄伤了别人的手指。

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A word is not a crystal, transparent and unchanged; it is the skin of a living thought and may vary greatly in color and content according to the circumstances and time in which it is used.

一句话不是水晶，透明而不变;它是一种活的思想的外壳，根据使用它的环境和时间，它的颜色和内容可能会有很大的变化。

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Politics is almost as exciting as war, and quite as dangerous. In war you can only be killed once, but in politics many times.

政治几乎和战争一样令人兴奋，同样危险。在战争中你只能被杀一次，但在政治中你可以被杀很多次。

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Free your mind from routine, keep your brain somewhere else.

把你的思想从常规中解放出来，把你的大脑放在别的地方。

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Who knew death could lead to an eating disorder?

谁知道死亡会导致饮食紊乱呢?

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