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I came from a real tough neighborhood. Why, every time I shut the window I hurt somebody's fingers.

  • -- Rodney Dangerfield 罗德尼·丹格菲尔德

我来自一个非常艰苦的社区。为什么，每次我关上窗户，我都弄伤了别人的手指。

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In wisdom gathered over time I have found that every experience is a form of exploration.

在智慧的积累中，我发现每一次经历都是一种探索。

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Marriage is about the most expensive way for the average man to get his laundry done.

对于一般男人来说，婚姻是洗衣服最昂贵的方式。

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What the eye does not see, the stomach does not get upset over.

眼不见，心不烦。

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你不能一直赢下去。

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