I came from a real tough neighborhood. Why, every time I shut the window I hurt somebody's fingers.

-- Rodney Dangerfield 罗德尼·丹格菲尔德

我来自一个非常艰苦的社区。为什么，每次我关上窗户，我都弄伤了别人的手指。

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When I cut the feet out of my pantyhose that one time, I saw it as my sign. I had been visualizing being self employed prior to this happening. It was my mental preparation meeting the opportunity in that moment.

有一次，当我把裤袜的脚剪掉的时候，我把它当成了我的标志。在此之前，我一直在想象自己是个体经营者。这是我的心理准备迎接的机会，在那一刻。

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People assume that artists must talk about art and beauty and the sublime whenever we get together, but no, we usually talk about money.

人们认为艺术家们在一起的时候一定要谈论艺术、美和崇高，但是我们通常谈论的是钱。

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To talk well and eloquently is a very great art, but that an equally great one is to know the right moment to stop.

善于雄辩是一门伟大的艺术，但同样伟大的艺术是知道什么时候该停下来。

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My mother was pretty much on my case all the time.

我母亲一直在为我操心。

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