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I came from a real tough neighborhood. Why, every time I shut the window I hurt somebody's fingers.

  • -- Rodney Dangerfield 罗德尼·丹格菲尔德

我来自一个非常艰苦的社区。为什么，每次我关上窗户，我都弄伤了别人的手指。

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I found at an early age the times when I learned the most about myself was when I got thrown out there on a stage in front of a microphone when you didn't really want to be out there, where you're kind of afraid.

我发现，在我很小的时候，我对自己了解得最多的时候，就是当我被扔到舞台上，站在麦克风前的时候，那时你并不是真的想站在那里，你有点害怕。

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Those who love in the Lord never see each other for the last time.

在主里有爱的人，是永不再见面的。

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Pretty girls behave better when you ignore them.

当你忽视漂亮女孩时，她们会表现得更好。

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Some say even to walk is a dance.

有人说，甚至走路也是一种舞蹈。

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