My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.

  • -- Walter Matthau 沃尔特·马修

我的医生给了我六个月的生命,但当我付不起医疗费时,他又给了我六个月的生命。

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Another cause of change, one less noticeable but fundamental, is the modern growth of population closely connected with scientific and medical discoveries. It is interesting that the United Nations has set up a special Commission to study this question.

另一个变化的原因是与科学和医学发现密切相关的现代人口增长,虽然不那么明显,但却是根本性的。有趣的是,联合国已经设立了一个特别委员会来研究这个问题。

The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind; the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity.

医生看到了人类所有的弱点;律师是邪恶的化身,神学家是愚蠢的化身。