I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children, they just about throw up.

我嫁给了我吻过的第一个男人。当我告诉我的孩子们这些时,他们几乎要吐了。

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Look, I know he's been married three times before. I accept it, but I don't want it driving up the driveway.

我知道他结过三次婚。我接受了,但我不想让它开上车道。