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If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure.

  • -- Joe Rogan 主演

如果你能撒谎，你就能演戏;如果你能对疯狂的女友撒谎，你就能在压力下演戏。

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The rich are different. Their wants are very high maintenance. They'll pick eye color and hair color, all the way down to what she does for a living, what school she went to. Their list can be extremely long. But at the end of the day, dating is dating, because they're human beings.

富人则不同。他们的需要很难维持。他们会挑选眼睛的颜色和头发的颜色，一直到她以什么为生，她上过什么学校。他们的清单可能非常长。但说到底，约会就是约会，因为他们都是人。

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Don't let the opinions of the average man sway you. Dream, and he thinks you're crazy. Succeed, and he thinks you're lucky. Acquire wealth, and he thinks you're greedy. Pay no attention. He simply doesn't understand.

不要让一般人的意见左右你。做梦，他以为你疯了。成功了，他认为你很幸运。获得财富，他认为你贪婪。不注意。他就是不明白。

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Appearance is something you should definitely consider when you're going out. Have your girlfriend clip your nails or something like that.

当你外出时，一定要考虑外表。让你的女朋友给你剪指甲之类的。

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I always say now that I'm in my blonde years. Because since the end of my marriage, all of my girlfriends have been blonde.

我总是说，现在我是在我的金色年华。因为自从我离婚后，我所有的女朋友都是金发碧眼的。

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Simon drives me crazy. We are still arguing.

西蒙快把我逼疯了。我们还在争论。

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