If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure.

  • -- Joe Rogan 主演

如果你能撒谎,你就能演戏;如果你能对疯狂的女友撒谎,你就能在压力下演戏。

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I didn't have a financial need, and I wasn't very gifted at relationships. I probably was more like what we think of boys as being: hard to pin down and wary of commitment.

我没有经济上的需要,也不擅长处理人际关系。我可能更像我们对男孩的看法:很难确定,对承诺很谨慎。

I have a great family myself so I know if you don't have a family you've got nothing. Nothing else can take the place of the family - not girlfriends or a career.

我自己也有一个很棒的家庭,所以我知道如果你没有家庭,你就一无所有。没有什么能取代家庭——女朋友或事业。

I have a lot of very close girlfriends and sisters - I'm from an all female family. My father often quips that even the cat was neutered!

我有很多非常亲密的女朋友和姐妹——我来自一个全是女性的家庭。我父亲常开玩笑说,连猫也绝育了!

Personally, I don't like a girlfriend to have a husband. If she'll fool her husband, I figure she'll fool me.

就我个人而言,我不喜欢女朋友有丈夫。如果她能骗过她丈夫,我想她也会骗过我。

I'm like a bunch of college guys who got together and said, 'Let's make a dude, a crazy dude'.

我就像一群大学生聚在一起说,‘让我们做个男人,一个疯狂的男人’。

This place is like crazy on crackers.

这地方吃饼干都快疯了。