If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure.

  • -- Joe Rogan 主演

如果你能撒谎,你就能演戏;如果你能对疯狂的女友撒谎,你就能在压力下演戏。

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What is the source of all this trouble? I'm saying that the source is basically in thought. Many people would think that such a statement is crazy, because thought is the one thing we have with which to solve our problems. That's part of our tradition.

所有这些麻烦的根源是什么?我的意思是,这个来源基本上是在思考中。许多人会认为这样的说法是疯狂的,因为思想是我们用来解决问题的唯一工具。这是我们的传统。

Talk about your negative experiences with the father, with your girlfriends. Not with your children. And bite your tongue when it comes to diminishing, denying, dismissing, name-calling.

和你的父亲,你的女朋友谈谈你的负面经历。不是和你的孩子。当涉及到减少、否认、拒绝、辱骂时,要咬紧牙关。

I suppose I was a little bit of what would be called today a nerd. I didn't have girlfriends, and really I wasn't a very social boy.

我想我有点像今天所谓的书呆子。我没有女朋友,而且我真的不是一个很合群的男孩。

We have developed this unbelievable ability to deny. We have to. If we didn't, we'd go crazy.

我们发展了这种难以置信的否认能力。我们必须。否则我们会疯掉的。

It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends.

真奇怪,我从来不希望别人有什么不好的,除了两三个前女友。

It was just that we had this phenomenal honeymoon relationship that just kept on going.

只是我们的蜜月关系还在继续。