I always told everybody the perfect joke would be where the setup and punch line were identical.

  • -- Norm MacDonald 诺姆麦克唐纳

我总是对每个人说,最完美的笑话应该是设置和妙语相同的地方。

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I mean, first of all, let me say whichever superhero first came up with the idea of wearing a cape, he wasn't really onto anything good. The number of times I'm treading on that damn thing or I throw a punch and it ends up covering my whole head. It's really not practical.

我的意思是,首先,让我说,无论哪个超级英雄第一次想到穿披风的主意,他都没有做什么好事。有多少次我踩在那该死的东西上,或者我一拳打在它身上,结果它盖住了我的整个头。这真的不实用。

The myths underlying our culture and underlying our common sense have not taught us to feel identical with the universe, but only parts of it, only in it, only confronting it - aliens.

我们的文化和常识背后的神话并没有教会我们与宇宙有相同的感觉,而只是宇宙的一部分,只是其中的一部分,只是面对它——外星人。

Take things as they are. Punch when you have to punch. Kick when you have to kick.

实事求是。当你必须打拳的时候打拳。当你不得不踢的时候踢。

No two wars are identical.

没有两场战争是相同的。