I don't have a girlfriend, I just know a girl who'd be really upset if she heard me say that.

  • -- Mitch Hedberg 米奇·赫德伯格

我没有女朋友,我只认识一个女孩,如果她听到我这么说,一定会很生气。

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I have a girlfriend, but I don't really want to talk about her. I won't name her. She isn't in show business, has nothing to do with it. So I'd rather just keep her out of it.

我有女朋友了,但我真的不想谈论她。我就不说她的名字了。她不是演艺圈的,跟这一点关系都没有。所以我宁愿不让她插手

It is an honor to be on the cover of this game because the World Cup is such a big thing around the world. My kids are really quite impressed so that's fun.

能登上这场比赛的封面是我的荣幸,因为世界杯在全世界都是一件大事。我的孩子们对此印象深刻,这很有趣。

To really ask is to open the door to the whirlwind. The answer may annihilate the question and the questioner.

真正的要求是打开了通往旋风的大门。答案可能湮没了问题和提问者。

Well, a girlfriend once told me never to fight with anybody you don't love.

一个女朋友曾经告诉我不要和你不爱的人吵架。