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I don't have a girlfriend, I just know a girl who'd be really upset if she heard me say that.

  • -- Mitch Hedberg 米奇·赫德伯格

我没有女朋友，我只认识一个女孩，如果她听到我这么说，一定会很生气。

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Don't give up when you still have something to give because nothing is really over until the moment you stop trying.

当你还有东西可以给予的时候不要放弃，因为在你停止尝试的那一刻之前，没有什么是真正结束的。

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The eye of a human being is a microscope, which makes the world seem bigger than it really is.

人的眼睛是一架显微镜，它使世界看起来比实际上更大。

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If your best friend has stolen your girlfriend, it does become life and death.

如果你最好的朋友偷走了你的女朋友，那真是生死攸关。

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Well, a girlfriend once told me never to fight with anybody you don't love.

一个女朋友曾经告诉我不要和你不爱的人吵架。

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