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I don't have a girlfriend, I just know a girl who'd be really upset if she heard me say that.

  • -- Mitch Hedberg 米奇·赫德伯格

我没有女朋友，我只认识一个女孩，如果她听到我这么说，一定会很生气。

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When you are not missing something, longing for something, you don't really think about it that much. It's like that girlfriend you don't want to have anymore. You don't think about her anymore. Or ex-husband. You just don't.

当你没有错过什么，没有渴望什么，你不会想太多。就像你不想再交女朋友一样。你不再想她了。和前夫。你只是不喜欢。

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So what really gets me is these chickenhawks, who sent our kids to die, without ever serving in a war themselves. They don't know what it's all about.

所以真正让我恼火的是这些鹰嘴鹰，他们把我们的孩子送去送死，自己却从来没有参加过战争。他们不知道这是怎么回事。

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My girlfriend at the time convinced me to send these songs to Cavity Search. When they wanted to put out my record I was totally shocked.

我当时的女朋友说服我把这些歌寄到蛀牙搜索。当他们想公布我的唱片时，我完全惊呆了。

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Can we ever really know anyone well? Let's just say we often found ourselves in each other's company and neither of us minded.

我们能真正了解一个人吗?我们只是说我们经常发现自己在对方的公司，我们都不介意。

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