You can read Kant by yourself, if you wanted to; but you must share a joke with someone else.

  • -- Robert Louis Stevenson 罗伯特·路易斯·史蒂文森

如果你愿意,你可以自己读康德;但是你必须和别人分享一个笑话。

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From very early on in my childhood - four, five years old - I felt alien to the human race. I felt very comfortable with thinking I was from another planet, because I felt disconnected - I was very tall and skinny, and I didn't look like anybody else, I didn't even look like any member of my family.

从我四、五岁的童年开始,我就觉得自己与人类格格不入。想到自己来自另一个星球,我感到很舒服,因为我感到与世隔绝——我又高又瘦,不像其他人,甚至不像我的家人。

I began these clinics because I want to share my years of experience in around the ring, in addition to my proven winning methods. I have seen the good and the bad. I have learned valuable lessons, which I want to pass along to those truly interested in the sport.

我之所以开办这些诊所,是因为我想分享我在拳击场上多年的经验,以及我已经证明行之有效的获胜方法。我见过好的和坏的。我学到了宝贵的经验,我想把这些经验传授给那些真正对这项运动感兴趣的人。

God is not willing to do everything, and thus take away our free will and that share of glory which belongs to us.

上帝不愿意做任何事情,因此剥夺了我们的自由意志和那份属于我们的荣耀。

If you don't understand yourself you don't understand anybody else.

如果你不了解自己,你就不了解别人。

The joke or the pratfall is easy for me to do.

对我来说,这个笑话或失态很容易做到。

A poor joke must invent its own laughter.

拙劣的笑话必须自创笑料。