I'm always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I'm listening to it.

  • -- George Carlin 乔治·卡林

当有人在发表悼词,我意识到我在听时,我总是如释重负。

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No one who, like me, conjures up the most evil of those half-tamed demons that inhabit the human beast, and seeks to wrestle with them, can expect to come through the struggle unscathed.

像我这样的人,如果能在那些半驯服的恶魔中召唤出最邪恶的恶魔,并试图与之搏斗,就不可能毫发无伤地度过这场斗争。

Today self-consciousness no longer means anything but reflection on the ego as embarrassment, as realization of impotence: knowing that one is nothing.

今天,自我意识已不再意味着任何东西,而只是作为一种尴尬的自我反省,作为无能为力的实现:知道自己什么都不是。

If you can prove to me that one miracle took place, I will believe he is a just God who damned us all because a woman ate an apple.

如果你能向我证明发生了一个奇迹,我相信他是一个公正的上帝,因为一个女人吃了一个苹果而诅咒我们所有人。

The face of God is nothing but the face within the mirror.

上帝的脸只不过是镜子里的那张脸。